Those who frequented the pasture between 1995 and 2005 will note the absence of some previous features. Ultimately, the ubiquitous nature of the information revolution has made it too difficult to separate frivolity from seriousity (this should be a real word). For those who resolve to search for back doors to the old files, here is another neologism: "anticipointment." The Cow has finally mooved out of federal service and is grazing much greener pastures of palm trees, moojitos, piņa cowladas, and moogaritas. Whether at home or abroad, the Bovine is never incowmunicado if you click on the "Moo Mail" tab in the left margin!